1.) The price is ridiculously lower in comparison to the surrounded hotels
2.) It is a motel rather then a inn or hotel
3.) Your fellow motel patrons look like pimps and drug dealers rather then grandmas and grandpas seeing America
4.) The desk clerk with the name of Susie can not answer simple questions - such as "Do you recommend somewhere to eat?" because her response is "I do not eat out."
5.) Upon walking into your hotel room you feel it is absolutely necessary to cover the bed with your own sheets.
6.) When staying on one side of the motel you cannot pick up internet service however once asking Susie about this issue she informs you - "That side does not have service - you will have to move rooms." Sweet. Lucy grab your bone - we are moving.
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ahahahaha, oh lucifer. i'm so glad she's with you. makes me feel you are a little bit safer.
call me anytime tomorrow, i'll keep the phone on and if it's a good time i'll have the kids sing to you or something :)
xoxo
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